m4ngos:

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breease:

THIS IS MY LIFE

“She’s very beautiful. Mad as a box of cats.” - Matt Smith

sylviaplth:

the fact that kids feel physically ill and have mental breakdowns at the very idea of going to school should be a clue to some people that maybe something isnt fucking right

Things you should NEVER say to different fandoms (feel free to add your own)

Whovians: I skipped nine.
Potterheads: They're just books.
Tolkienites: Why didn't the eagles just drop them off?
Trekkies and Jedis: Star Wars and Star Trek are the same thing.
Avengers: There butts aren't that good and Hiddleston was a horrible Loki....
Supernatural: I skipped ahead to season 4 to see Cas.

supermerwholocked:

theoriginalspike:

innumerablegibbons:

A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday

It would be funny if this joke had a punchline

Wooden tit 

psychoticpingouins:

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

mechcanuck:

slumberblues:

siphersaysstuff:

WHY WAS THIS NOT IN THE FINAL CUT.

Or even the Special Editions. This is GREAT.

C3PO YOU FUCKER

I have a new favorite Star Wars moment.

marielikestodraw:

dirtydirtychai:

asexual-not-a-sexual:

Here are some reaction badges for when people troll you with their bullshit and ignorance.  

These are glorious. 

Ahahha perfect

chefboyardeezie:

banjo-jeff:

chefboyardeezie:

when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head

you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows

im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head

thenaebyrd777:

inhalers:

tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with

the fact that this would work on me has me concerned